Guy With Tourettes Reads Green Eggs and Ham

"Beverage and get mad at sh*t"

— A review on IMDb sums up the Tourettes Guy'south life perfectly

The Tourettes Guy is a series of YouTube videos post-obit the eponymous Danny, a foul-tempered and foul-mouthed man with "Tourette's syndrome" — though his behavior is likely more influenced past all the alcohol he drinks. His friends and family unit often evidence up, just aside from his equally foul-mouthed father, they are just heard from offscreen and never seen.

The first video of Danny surfaced in Dec 2000, when a 25 minute videotape was given to a small number of people in the Columbus, Ohio surface area (where the serial is based). The series then made the jump to the internet in 2002 on the website Elbow World, run by the series' creator and camera operator Jared Six. These videos came under the title "Tony the Tiger With Tourette's Syndrome" and fictitiously described Danny (at the fourth dimension unnamed) as "the guy that used to exercise the vocalization" of the eponymous Frosted Flakes mascot before retiring to live off residuals. For years the videos circulated amid a dedicated fanbase until September 2004, when the fan site TourettesGuy.com was formed and eventually became the main source for Tourette's Guy episodes. From November 2004 to Oct 2006, episodes with new content were added every few months. Later a brief hiatus, iii new episodes were added between January and May 2007. Throughout those years, fans began uploading the episodes on the then-fledging YouTube website, causing the popularity of the serial to explode to new heights and becoming one of the site'south starting time videos that went viral.

On August 4, 2007, TourettesGuy.com reported that Danny had died from injuries sustained from a car accident. After an outpouring a grief, as well as a DVD remaster of the 2004-2007 webisodes, rumors and speculation regarding Danny's true fate began circulating, with many claiming that he was still alive and that his "expiry" was a publicity stunt. And so, between Christmas 2009 and Christmas 2010, 3 new videos were posted, and his website claimed that he had merely been in jail the whole time. New videos were posted on Christmas 2012, Halloween and Christmas 2014, April Fools 2016, Christmas 2017 and Christmas 2020. Patience is a virtue when information technology comes to waiting on new developments of the ever-impatient Danny.

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The Tourettes Guy provides examples of:

• Abusive Parents: Danny can be quite verbally abusive to his son, though Danny'southward dad treats him similarly.
• Actor Innuendo: Danny says to his dad "Fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!", causing his dad to briefly look himself over and then put his own son in a headlock for that argument. Sal Lizard, who plays Danny'south dad, has been a professional Santa Claus for over 20+ years.
• The Alcoholic: Danny, who is near always seen with a beer bottle. The official website claimed that his behavior is likely influenced more by his drinking than his Tourette'due south.
• All In that location in the Transmission: The main website has a little more info near Danny and his life, such equally pointing out that his beliefs is more likely due to his alcoholism than his disorder and explaining his absence as a issue of him beingness in prison for a brief time (this is alluded to in one of the videos just non discussed in depth).
• Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: Danny, every bit shown during the outing to a grocery store and McDonald's as well as the road rage segment.
• Amicable Exes: Shirlena seems to get along well plenty with Danny to go over and visit with him, despite them being divorced. When he's not acting out, he seems to reciprocate.
• Agreeable Injuries: Danny's dad accidentally sitting on window drapes and the back up bar falling on his head.

  Danny'south dad: AHHH, FUCK! GOD... DAMN!!
  Danny: You okay, dad?
  Danny's dad: Hell no, I'thousand not okay! I'grand and old human and I fell on my donkey!

• Angrish: Danny has a penchant for this. "SHIT! Murwargfuh FUCK!"
• April Fools:
  • The second Return of the Tourettes Guy episode opens with i, featuring "the winner of the Tourettes Guy look-a-like contest".
  • After over a year without some other new video, a new one was posted on Apr Fools 2016.
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking:

  Interviewer: Why did you move here from North Dakota?
  Danny: My wife was fuckin' everybody in Bismarck.
  Interviewer: Is that why you 2 got a divorce back in 1999?
  Danny: That, and her spaghetti sucked dick.

• Ass Shove:
  • Danny claims he wants to shove a broom upwardly the ass of the person who named Fashion Bug.
  • He also claims afterward a bowling game that he wants to shove a can of Pringles up a preacher's donkey and be happy to tell him well-nigh information technology.
  • Also, evidently something happens when Alex Trebek has a film of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake.
• Diminutive F-Bomb:
  • After the The Police version of "Every Breath You Take" played while he was on agree with Colgate (he hoped information technology was the Puff Daddy encompass), which provided the page prototype of this page for some time.
  • Yelling "PIIIIISSSS!" offscreen, which synced up perfectly with Mufasa roaring in pain after Scar digs his claws into his paws on TV. The same goes for "SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" existence synced up perfectly with him beingness thrown off the cliff.
    • Speaking of the old, he once yelled that then loud that a calendar page came loose, irresolute the calendar to the previous month.
  • At his son'southward chore interview, after telling him thrice he didn't want some Twizzlers his son was eating, he screams "Barrel FUCK!!" The person napping nearby was not amused.
  • Later crashing headfirst into the chandelier.
  • As the cameraman drives abroad from the Tourette'due south Guy's dad as chop-chop equally possible, he screams "You cocksuckerrrrrrrrr!!!!", complete with Doppler result.
  • Later someone accidentally hits him with the door.
  • When someone tries to interrupt his teeth-brushing session.
  • The 2020 video has Danny being woken upward because he has to be at courtroom in 2 hours. He screams "Ass" so loudly (and slams his fists downward on his bed) that it causes the camera to momentarily glitch out as if Slender Man had but shown up.
• Author Appeal: Including Danny's shirt, at that place are a lot of references to breakfast cereal. And near all the videos involve phones and professional person wrestling.
• Bad "Bad Acting": Danny's son cannot deed to save his life.
• Bathroom Search Excuse: At the grocery store, Danny gets mad that he can't observe the bathrooms and loudly barges into a staff-only area while looking for i.
• Belligerent Sexual Tension: Between him and his ex-married woman, Shirlena. "BITCH! I love you."
• Berserk Push button: Danny has tons:
  • Talking shit almost Total around Danny.
  • Talking about Danny's dick without his permission.
  • Wrinkling Danny's Randy Travis poster.
  • Pissing on Danny'southward toilet seat.
  • Hiding Danny'southward automobile keys. (Then once more, that'southward probably for his ain adept if he gets drunk all the time)
  • Squirrels humping Danny's tomato plant garden.
  • Having bad-looking sideburns in front end of Danny.
  • When Danny's Dairy Queen ice cream melts.
  • Trying to convince Danny to take something he doesn't desire to swallow.
  • Interfering with Danny's favorite TV shows or non knowing near them yourself.
  • Playing loud music in the vicinity of Danny.
  • Besides, Danny's dad does not similar to be chosen a Mall Santa.

    Danny: FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS Like YOU!!!
    [Crush), Jump Cut, Danny'southward Dad has Danny in a headlock
    Danny's Dad: Then you wanna talk some shit, huh, baldy? Ha ha ha.

• Big Eater: Danny complains that the cameraman once ate 6 pancakes, six sausages, and drank three glasses of orange juice at his house... and then tried to sexually assault him.
• Big "NO!": When a grocer tries to take away Danny's marshmallows.
  • When Danny'due south son wants to take Danny try some Twizzler'south, he does it thrice.
• Big Word Shout:
  • Yelling "PISS!!" into the phone while he's dealing with tech support.
  • Danny does this later on his son keeps request him what time it is. See No Indoor Phonation below for the quote.
• Big "Shut UP!": Danny does this to his son (who is in another room) subsequently he tells a story to the cameraman virtually him recently being kicked out of a Lens Crafters.

  Son: Dad—

  Danny: You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2-hr shit for all I care!

• Bowdlerize: The original release of "Drive-Thru Troubles" had the Wendy's staffer's voice dubbed over by Tony Half-dozen (Danny'south "Son") due to audio quality issues. In the DVD remaster, the original vox was restored.
• Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: In his April 2016 video, "Brand Confidence Your Bowwow!"

  Danny: (over a doctor bill dispute) This is absolute bullshit! And I will be contacting my insurance company, my lawyer, my domestic dog shit!

  • Followed by the video freeze-framing and the subtitle "I will be contacting my dog shit" moving to the center of the screen.
• Bring My Brown Pants: Implied in the Halloween 2014 video, where Danny says "You scared shit out of me!" in response to his son's prank. Proceed in mind that he didn't say "scared the shit out of me" as the phrase unremarkably goes, and he was heading into the bathroom when the scare happened, so information technology's quite possible he meant it literally.
• Butt-Monkey/Chew Toy: Danny. (See Slapstick beneath for examples.)
• Calling the Old Homo Out: Danny's son does this to Danny in "Tourettes Guy Gets the Hiccups".

  Danny's son: (barging into Danny's room with breakfast on a tray) Dad!
  Danny: ...Huh? ...What!?
  Danny'due south son: Dad, I fabricated you some "shit".
  Danny: Get the fuck out of here!!
  Danny's son: But dad, it's Male parent's Day!
  Danny: Fuck off!
  Danny's son: Dad, I spent thirty minutes making breakfast!
  Danny: You're an asshole!
  Danny's son: Well, y'all know what, Dad? Yous're zip only a no good... inbred... drunk piece of crap!
  (Crush)
  Danny: Who isn't?

• Camera Abuse: Danny did this numerous times:
  • Once was when he attacked the camera and sent it to the lesser of the stairs (and then threw his shoe at information technology).
  • Throwing the volume he was reading when loud music started playing for an album commercial.
  • Another was when he attacked the camera with a broom trying to striking a bird.
  • Later on spilling a year'due south supply of newspaper towels on the stairs, starting time the box hits the camera, then Danny himself stumbles into the camera trying to navigate his fashion downward the stairs around all the paper towel rolls.
  • After complaining virtually how much food the cameraman has eaten at his house (along with allegedly committing sexual assault on him), Danny attacks him directly, causing the photographic camera to glitch.
  • The 2020 video has quite a lot of it: Danny accidentally kicking a beer tin can right at the photographic camera while trying to wade through his Trash of the Titans (which gets replayed 3 times for good measure), Danny shouting "AHHH SHIT!" which causes flecks of spit to hitting the camera lens (the subtitles then change "shit" to "spit"), Danny shouting "Ass!" and causing the camera to glitch, and Danny throwing a huge box fan right at the camera while trying to striking the unidentified animal moving around nether the trash.
• Captain Obvious: "Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!"
• Censored for Comedy: When Danny burns himself on hot h2o from the sink, he yells out "It's hotter than [BEEEEP]!", the joke hither clearly being that whatsoever he said was then bad, fifty-fifty this show had to blip it out.
• CloudcuckooLander: Danny is an incredibly foul-mouthed i.
  • I example: Danny carrying a hot goulash dish without oven mitts. When he gets dorsum up subsequently putting it down on the table, he hits his head on a chandelier. Leave room and cue Atomic F-Bomb!
  • Some other example: Danny "arguing" with Shirlena; they're pretty much just yelling "Fuck you!" at each other repeatedly. Then Danny's father proceeds to bring together in.
  • Another example is when Danny's beer tin spills on him, and when someone offscreen asks if he wanted a towel, he yells "FUCK Yous! FUCK Yous, FUCK Y'all IN THE ASS!"
  • Danny does this when playing (and declining at) Mortal Kombat.
• Comedic Sociopathy: Oh so much. Danny goes through a lot in these videos.
• Comically Missing the Signal: In one video, Danny is watching an exercise plan. He isn't exactly exercising. He'southward moving the top half of his body while sitting downwards and eating fries.
  • Heaven knows what started this argument, but it ends upward hilariously.

    Danny's Son: Then he told me to tell you lot that he wouldn't piss on you lot if you were on fire.
    Danny: Well yous tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!

  • At that place's too the time Danny didn't know what Amazon was and asked his son how he payed for all the gifts he purchased on said website. His son had to tell Danny that Amazon is a website and non a co-worker of his. He still doesn't get it.
• Comical Overreacting: Danny'due south son started to jump with joy when he agreed to purchase some microwaved popcorn. He had to tell him to calm down and to not become a large dick.
• Continuity Nod: In "Cached Alive", nosotros see several pairs of glasses amongst the garbage in ane shot. In another shot there is quite a large hole around the armpit in Danny's iconic Tony the Tiger shirt. Danny'due south dad was correct, he really does modify his glasses more than than he changes his shirt!
• Cool and Unusual Punishment: "I'm gonna scotch record your donkey shut!"
• Corpsing: The cameraman does this occasionally in response to Danny'due south outbursts.
  • On one instance, he actually cruel to the floor laughing.
  • Another instance occurred when Shirlena was discussing her grandpa's worsening Alzheimer's. Commonly such a disease is Serious Business organisation, merely the events Shirlena described were and then ridiculous that Danny was struggling to fight back laughter the unabridged time. At least, until Shirlena caught him, then he just let it all out.

    Danny: AHAHAHAHAHA YOUR GRANDPA'S AN Ass!!

  • On some other occasion, the cameraman'southward laughter acquired him to drib Danny's dad while trying to aid him upwards. Cue Chase Scene that ends with the cameraman driving away from Danny'south dad every bit fast equally he can.
• Land Matters: So far, the C discussion has only been used once, and that was during his cursing at the Head & Shoulders bottle in the shower.
• Curse Cut Curt:
  • One of Danny'southward many curses is interrupted by a jump cut...to another expletive.

  Danny: By the way y'all cocksuc-(cutting)-bastards!

  • Another instance is when Danny's beer can spills all over him, he yells, "AW SHIT! AW F—", earlier another spring cut.
  • When Danny is cursing at the canteen of Head & Shoulders shampoo in the shower, he cuts his own curse curt and replaces it with another one.

    Danny: Oh sh- piss!

• Cut His Eye Out with a Spoon: "And so I'll necktie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy buttfuck him!"
• A Date with Rosie Palms: When Danny finishes a story of him beingness kicked out of a Lens Crafters, he scratches an crawling that but so happened to be on his you-know-what. Of form, viewers thought he was masturbating.
• Expiry Glare:
  • Danny does one on two divide occasions afterward hearing the Cameraman's Corpsing.
  • The sleeping man after beingness awakened by Danny's "BUTTFUCK!!!!"
  • Danny gives another i when going on a rant most his cable provider and threatening to sue them.
• Department of Redundancy Department: "Suck my dick...or cock!"
• Dissimile: Danny loves using these.
  • "Damn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits!"

    Danny's Son: [laughing] Equally tits? Whose tits accept you been grabbing that experience difficult? That's what I wanna know. Ha ha ha.
    Danny: FUCK Y'all!

  • "Let me tell you most a porcupine's balls! They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"
• Do You Want to Copulate?: While paying no attention to Shirlena telling him about her twenty-four hours, Danny asks her "Are we gonna fuck, or what?"
• Dude, Not Funny!:
  • Danny cracks upwardly when Shirlena tells him near her granddad'south worsening Alzheimer's condition. She stops to ask in an bellyaching tone if he'south laughing.
  • Danny's father charges the cameraman after he laughs at him falling at Thanksgiving and trying to get up.
• Erotic Eating: Strangely invoked - later commenting on a woman described every bit a lesbian that "that just means she likes what I like", Danny bites into a corn canis familiaris, where the video freeze-frames.
• Even the Subtitler Is Stumped: In "Bird in the House", Danny goes running into the other room after his son tells him in that location's a bird in the house, yelling some of his usual curses before shouting something unintelligible ("???").
• Freudian Excuse: Because what his male parent is like, Danny probably has a pretty adept one.
• Freudian Slip:
  • "I talk to my son ON A DICK! (Beat) ...DAILY Footing!"
  • After the son points out their neighbors might call the cops for Danny cursing:

  Danny: I don't really fuck!
  Son: Well, the neighbors exercise.

• Funny Background Consequence: Danny shouted "PISS!" and so loud that the top page of a wall calendar came loose and fell dorsum down, changing the agenda to the previous calendar month.
• Fun with Homophones:
  • Courtesy of Danny's dad:

  Danny's Dad: FUCK the Philippines! They can fill upwards my ass! (swigs beer)

  • Danny gets in on this too:

    (A human being hits Danny in the donkey with his genu)
    Danny: Oh! What the hell?!
    Man: Oh, I'g distressing dude. I merely kneed you right in the ass.
    Danny: What the hell practise you mean? (Crush) You "need me in the ass"?

• Fun with Subtitles: In the "Best of" re-release of "Colonel Cluster Fuck", after Danny proclaims Rick Moranis would get blown up in his next movie, Danny slams his arm down, knocking the "Rick Moranis shit everywhere" subtitles off the screen for a moment. Seen hither.
• Gag Dub: During one episode, Danny's son is watching The Lion King (1994) while Danny himself is cussing people out on the phone in the side by side room. They sync up surprisingly well.
• Get to Your Room!: Said verbatim after Danny grounds his son for non thinking that the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit.
• Green Aesop: "I'chiliad getting sick and goddamn tired of all these looters and polluters!"
• Groin Attack: Danny's son accidentally throws a newspaper towel at his crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hard...the paper towel, not his dick.
  • Threats of a groin set on too come up up on occasion.

    Shirlena: (to Danny) I'll boot you in the balls!
    Danny: (nigh George West. Bush) I'd like to dial him right in the stupid COCK! (punching the air) Shit! Bitch!
    Danny's dad: If some asshole calls me "mellow yellow", I'm gonna kick 'em correct in the erect.

• Guttural Growler: Danny's voice tends to fluctuate betwixt a normal tone and a gravelly baritone.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: Danny, of course. He also patently takes after his father.
• Halloween Episode: Posted on Halloween 2014 and under a minute long. It features Danny's son dressing upwards as Freddy Krueger and scaring the living daylights out of Danny.
• He Who Must Not Exist Seen: Every recurring character except for Danny and his dad.
  • Danny'south son was fully on-photographic camera in 1 video... wearing a Freddy Krueger costume which featured a rubber mask that obscured his face.
• Hiccup Hijinks: The Christmas 2017 video begins with Danny having hiccups.
• Hollywood Tourette's: Information technology'due south sort of a given.
• How Many Fingers?: Asked by Danny's son after Danny hits his head in the bathroom. His response? "1... 800... 2 MY DICK."
• Hype Aversion: In-Universe. Danny gets progressively more pissed off when his son tries to convince him to effort some Twizzlers.
• Hypocritical Humour:
  • Danny admonishes his son for saying "shit", after saying information technology six times since he entered the room.
  • "I don't hate gays, but if some faggot ever tries to touch me..."
    • He was probably implying that he'll ignore information technology, simply if a gay does try to molest/ally/etc...
  • Danny wears glasses, but that doesn't stop him from calling Rick Moranis "4 optics".
  • Several episodes after Danny'south Express Wardrobe was lampshaded by his dad, guess what said dad is wearing in the adjacent episode he appears in.
  • Calls an angry janitor, who has a beer belly but some buff artillery, a fatass, while Danny...is fat.
  • Danny's dad - who is bald - calls Danny "baldy" during a fight.
  • He likewise calls Rick Moranis' friends "pussywhipped", despite the fact that in one clip, he is seen cleaning up cereal that Shirlena threw at him.
• I Have to Go Iron My Dog: Maybe the only past tense version ever used (unless he was serious).

  Danny: I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I was in the car taking a SHIT!

• Insult Backlash: After the son insults Danny for rejecting the breakfast he spent so much time to brand.

  Danny'southward Son: Well, yous know what, Dad, you're nothing just a no good, inbred, boozer slice of crap.
  Danny: Who isn't?!

• Irony: Danny decides non to get out of his chair to go encounter to his son who had just fallen downwards the stairs, and instead merely yells at him to not fall down the stairs anymore. The camera then points to his mug that says "Globe'S GREATEST DAD".
• Jerkass: Danny, so much, crosses into this trope, every bit he often curses at others (though, given his defense of Total cereal to indicate he may accept a 'absurd book' and his angry nature, information technology may be that one has to bother him first, though he was subsequently random people in an episode past his return) and even laughed when Shirlena was telling a deplorable story virtually her grandad'south Alzheimer's. Only it'due south role of the humor.
  • As well, his dad, who isn't much unlike.
• Jerk with a Heart of Golden: Despite all his faults, Danny is shown on multiple occasions to have some genuine care nearly his family unit.
• Big Ham: Danny and his dad get really loud and emotional.
• Like Father, Like Son: His dad swears just as much every bit he does.
• Limited Wardrobe: In nearly every unmarried episode, Danny wears a neck brace and a Tony the Tiger T-shirt. His dad called him out on it in one episode.

  Danny's Dad: You alter your damn glasses more you modify your damn shirt! Why don't you try wearing a different shirt for once in your life?
  Danny: Why don't y'all just fuck off?!

• Lurid Tales of Doom: Danny's son reads from a tabloid magazine while in the checkout line at the store.

  Danny'due south Son: It says here that Dr. Phil was in a porno picture show.
  Danny's Dad: I believe it. Because Dr. Phil is a big dick.

• Mad Scientist: According to ane video's description, Danny's psychiatrist put a giant blue M&M in his sleeping room to run into how a person with Tourette'southward would react when waking up adjacent to a giant blue M&M.
• Malaproper:
  • "He's not playing with a full dick!"
  • "Why don't yous make similar a banana, and SHIT!"
  • "I'd similar to see y'all try to walk a mile in MY shit!"
• Mall Santa: Danny's dad looks like one, though he doesn't like to be compared to Santa.
• Mistaken for Gay: Danny postulates that wherever Brent Spiner is nowadays, "He's probably getting fucked in the donkey!" Of course, Danny never specifies whether or non Spiner is getting fucked in the ass willingly.
  • This undoubtedly happens to Danny when the pen he is using runs out of ink while he'due south on the phone and he screams "FUCK ME!" in frustration. The man on the other end of the phone expresses confusion, to which Danny clarifies that he said "fuck me" without giving any farther explanation.
• Mockumentary: The videos were believed by many to exist genuine for a long time, but several of the actors take come forth since the series' revival and confirmed that it is indeed staged.
• Mood Whiplash: When Shirlena mishears Danny on what she wants for breakfast:

  Shirlena: Danny, what do you lot want for breakfast?
  Danny: Bacon and eggs, beloved.
  Shirlena: ...What?
  Danny: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!

• Mooning: Danny does this to someone after being asked if he knows if Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays.

  Danny: Does this look like the ass of someone who would know if the Jiffy Lube is open on Sundays?

  Man: Oh, HELL no!

• Narm: In-Universe, Danny really tries to pay attention to Shirlena when she's telling him most her grandpa's increasingly severe Alzheimer'due south, but the details of the story are so outrageous that Danny can't aid but corpse.
• Nerd Spectacles: Danny is well-nigh always bespectacled in this videos, and he has sported a pair of horn rims since his render.
• No Indoor Voice: Male child hi...

  Danny: THAT'S MY Ass!!!

  • Taken Upward to Eleven in the 2017 video, with Danny's response to repeatedly being asked what time it was.
• Non Sequitur, *Thud*: In the "Buried Alive" video, Danny has a concussion and responds to a How Many Fingers? prompt with "i 800 ii MY DICK."
• Noodle Incident: There are a ton of them.
  • "It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his donkey during an earthquake."
  • "This is the second time I've been fucked past Dairy Queen!"
  • Whatsoever happened with the Colgate toothpaste that caused Danny to call their consumer diplomacy.
  • How Danny ended up in jail for about a year. Yet he ended up there, judging by the fashion Danny talks virtually information technology, it was not a pleasant feel.
• Oh, Crap!: After the cameraman accidentally drops Danny'due south dad after trying to get him off the flooring, he threatens: "Goddamn it, you're gonna exist lamentable when I get up!" A few seconds later...
• Ohio: There are several hints in videos that requite away the show taking place in the Columbus area. These include the mention of Jolly Pirate Donuts and the TV lottery (circa 2003). Likely confirmed when "Buried Alive" shows a disabled parking tag with "Ohio" on it amid the junk in Danny's room.
• Only Sane Woman: From what we've seen, Shirlena fits this role, just losing her atmosphere when confronted by Danny'southward lunacy.
• Orphaned Punchline: Some clips are just a second or two of Danny maxim something bizarre:

  "Ronald McGoddamn Donald!"
  "I'yard gonna scotch tape your ass close!"
  "Just how much donkey are we talking almost?"
  "Shit. If she was a car, she'd be a four-door Ford Whore! Bowwow."

• Overly Long Gag: So many of them.
  • Danny looking through a phonebook.
  • Danny watching lottery results (he loses).
  • Danny brushing his teeth.
  • Danny showering.
• Pac-Man Fever: Danny plays Mortal Kombat 9 on a PS3, and equally expected, doesn't do besides well. His son'southward communication? "Hit B!" ^note The PS3 controller does non take a B Button.
• Parental Neglect: Upon hearing a loud crashing noise while reading the paper.

  Danny: The hell was that?!
  Man: Your son just fell downwardly the stairs!
  Danny: Well, QUIT IT! (goes back to reading the paper)

• Pet the Dog: Despite all his nastiness he doesn't take annihilation confronting homosexuals, unless they try to touch him outset, only that's really unlikely likewise.
• Potty Emergency: Danny's dad at a McDonald'due south.

  Danny's dad: Oh shit.
  Customer: What, did you forget your wallet?
  Danny's dad: No, I mean MOVE, I gotta shit! (pushes people out of the style equally he runs to the bathroom)

• Potty Failure: This clip from "Speak English".

  Danny's son: What's that smell?
  Danny: Frank shit his wheelchair.

• Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Danny's dad hits on a blackness woman with a large donkey past trying to audio black himself. He gets an Armor-Piercing Slap for his efforts.

  Danny's dad: Damn, bowwow! You got a STUPID fat ass!

• Rapid-Burn down "No!": Danny unleashes one while watching a sports game, and follows information technology up with a Large "NO!".

  Danny: Damn the referee! DAMN HIM IN THE ASS! Damn information technology!

• Running Gag:
  • There are several videos in which Danny's ex-wife comes over to talk about her problems with piece of work or family unit. Every time, Danny completely fails to show interest or sympathy.

  Danny: Are nosotros gonna fuck, or what?

  Danny: (more concerned with the Goggle box than Shirlena) I COULD SHIT A Improve KOOL-AID COMMERCIAL!

  • Too, on several occasions clips of Danny swearing are replayed three times. The first two instances were in the 2000'southward videos and this made a improvement in "Buried Alive".
• Sassy Black Woman: Referenced in several videos. In improver to the "big blackness woman" line from the Gag Dub of The King of beasts Male monarch, Danny thinks "Amazon.com" is the proper name of a large black woman his son works with, and Danny's dad tries to hitting on one at a store (well, her donkey was big at least).
• Scary Stinging Swarm: In i episode, Danny gets attacked by a swarm of bees while he's mowing the backyard. He handles it about likewise as you'd think.
• Spiral Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Danny's father certainly lives by this trope.
• Self-Deprecation:

  Danny'southward Son: Dad, there'due south some white stuff on the flooring....
  Danny: THAT'S MY ASS!!!

• Shoe Slap: "I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass!"
• Shockingly Expensive Toast:

  Danny'southward Dad: $2 for a piece of toast!? Bull SHIT!

• Sir Swears-a-Lot: Danny, too every bit his dad.
• Slapstick: Danny is on the receiving terminate of a lot physical one-act: his chair falls over, his beer spews foam on him, a bird flies into his confront, he bangs his caput on a chandelier, he drunkenly falls down stairs, a supermarket paper-thin standup falls on him, and more than. The cameraman sometimes takes penalization, too.
• So Was X: This chat between Danny's dad and an unknown offscreen human:
• Suspect Is Hatless: Danny calls the police force because a guy tried to break into his truck and gives an ballsy description.

  Danny: Aye. It was most 10 minutes ago, a guy tried to break in my truck.

  Dispatcher: Can you describe what he looks like?

  Danny: Yes. He's a long-legged pissed off Puerto Rican.

• That Came Out Incorrect: When Danny gets hit in the groin by a roll of newspaper towels.

  Danny: Where'south the newspaper towels?!
  Danny's Son: They're right over here, Dad, in this bag.
  Danny: Throw 'em over here!
  (Danny's son throws him the paper towels, and it hits him in the groin)
  Danny: Ouch! Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!
  Danny's Son: Sad...
  Danny: You're lucky it wasn't difficult! (Beat) I mean this matter (the paper towels), non my dick!

  • When Danny gets kneed in the donkey. See Fun with Homophones for the quote.
• Toilet Humor: Occurs in "Watching Old Wrestling", when Danny comments on some of the wrestlers.

  Danny: [about Mr. Perfect] He thinks his shit doesn't stink!
  [about Hacksaw Jim Duggan] Hacksaw Jim Duggan! At present he'd be the first to tell you his shit stinks!
  [virtually Bad News Brown] It looks like someone took a big-ass shit, and named it "Bad News Brown"!
  [Cameraman falls over laughing]

• Trash of the Titans: The 2020 video, "Buried Alive", shows that huge piles of beer cans/bottles, pizza boxes, and other garbage had accumulated around the house three years subsequently Danny won $250,000 from a scratch ticket. Hilarity Ensues as Danny struggles to wade through the piles of trash to get around his house and open doors with piles of trash in the fashion, swearing as usual. The trash is so bad that a "route" of pizza boxes had to be synthetic in his bedroom from the door to the bed and then that nobody would step on all the broken glass from the beer bottles. Information technology's also resulted in Danny'southward house becoming infested with flies, roaches, ants, moths, and... some unidentified creature moving effectually under the trash in the rec room.
• 2 Decades Behind: There's a definite retro vibe going on. Pop civilisation references are dated to the 80s (Unsolved Mysteries, Star Trek: The Next Generation, ALF...) and in one episode Danny is seen watching a Kool-Help commercial from that decade. The Stinger of ane episode features a Frosted Flakes commercial with a foul-mouthed voiceover given to Tony the Tiger, who now has Tourette'south.
• Unfortunate Names: "Mr. Dingus", Danny'south parole officeholder. Oh, yeah, that's DEFINITELY his real name.
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: Danny. He's a jerk to others but funny stuff happens to him too.
• Unusual Euphemism:
  • He replaces most of his usual profanity with "OH, BOB SAGET!" for a segment.
  • "Eat MY SHORT DICK!"
  • "Suck my cocks!" Evidently he has more than than one. ^note He's probably referring to Flipping the Bird with both of his hands while pointing his crotch at the faucet that just burned him.
  • Lampshaded in "Cached Alive". When Danny says "The George Foreman grill just took a shit!" the subtitles bespeak out that he ways it stopped working.
• Uncleanliness Is Next to Ungodliness: What does Danny do when he wins $250,000? Accident it on tons of pizza and alcohol and never bothers to clean up. Fast-forward to 2020, and he could hands state on an episode of Hoarders.
• Exact Tic: The get-go two times the phone rings when Danny is rooting around in the fridge, he seems unable to stop himself from saying "Fashion Bug" in response. On the 3rd band, he seem to take cleaved the habit, and instead says he'd "like to detect the mother fucker who named information technology Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass!"
• With My Hands Tied: Danny makes the post-obit merits when "reviewing" an album by the band Fear Before the March of Flames: ^note "Review" in this case significant "Hey, let's just start playing this CD at max volume without warning him and run across what happens".

  Danny: My donkey could write a improve song than these guys! WITH Ane CHEEK TIED Backside MY Assurance!

• When All Y'all Have is a Hammer…: When a bird flies into the house, Danny's reaction is to beginning effort and down it with a thrown beer bottle, swell the clock, and and so try swatting at it with a broom... in a room filled with fragile objects. The results are what you lot'd await them to be.

  Danny'due south son: Dad, you're gonna interruption everything in the whole firm!
  Danny: I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT! (the bird flies into his face) OH, FUCK! DAMN Information technology!

• Who Forgot the Lights?: In one skit when the lights are turned off, Danny starts swearing loudly in the dark.
• Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: Danny takes a low and suicidal opinion on people with the final proper noun "Combs". (This despite liking a song performed by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs; see "Atomic F-Bomb" to a higher place.)

  Danny'southward Son: (while watching an old "Family Feud" episode) Dad, I heard he ^note Ray Combs killed himself.
  Danny: I'd kill myself, too, if my last name was... COMBS!

  • In another video, he derides the name of the "Fashion Bug" chain of habiliment stores.

    Danny: I'd like to meet the motherfucker who named it "Fashion Bug", and shove a broom up his ass! Bowwow!

• Why Did It Take to Be Snakes?: "I'm not afraid of SHIT! ...Except snakes."

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"HOLY SHIT!!! I gotta go! Some squirrel'southward fucking my tomatoes!"

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